THE PROCRASTINATION' S CREED

I shall never forget that the probablility of a miracle, though
influentially small, is not exactly zero.

I shall never forget that the probablility of a miracle, though
infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.

If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to
change my mind.

I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and, or
write the first word, when I get around to it.

I obey the law of in verse excuses which demands that the greater
the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be
done prior to beginning the rater task.

I know that the work cycle is not plan, start, finish, but is
wait, plan, plan.

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about
forever.

I will become a member of the ancient order of two-headed
turtles (the procastinator's society) if they ever get it organized.