• "Not to Stevie Wonder."
• "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best
friend."
• "No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!"
• "I guess there's not much point in asking if you
mean fat with an 'f' or phat with a 'ph.'"
• "No hablo ingles."
• "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey
hooker, so things balance out."
• "No, but taking it *off* sure does."
• "Okay, listen: What's important is that you not
focus in a negative way on the comparison I am
about to make."
• "Not if you were traveling at the speed of
light."
• "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests
prosperity."
• "Yet me jog around to your front and take a
look."
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