Law of Furniture Replacement:
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
Law of Cat Embarrassment:
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Milk Consumption:
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
Law of Cat Landing :
Acat will always land in the softest place possible; often the midsection of an
unsuspecting, reclining human.
Law of Cat Disinterest:
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him or her.
Law of Cat Composition:
A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.
Law of Rug Configuration:
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state when a cat is present.
Law of Obedience Resistance:
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.
Second Law of Energy Conservation:
Cats know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
Law of Refrigerator 4:46 PM Ovbservation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
Law of Bag/Box Occupancy:
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nano second.
Law of Cat Magnetism:
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
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