Answering Machine Messages On Whether To Call You

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten



"Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP."



Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.



Roses are red and booger's are green. Please leave your message on this stupid machine.



White House. Mr. President speaking...



Hi, I am a machine. Why do you hate talking to me? I never hurt anyone. Can we talk after the beep?


Hi, I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.




Noisy pick-up of phone. Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine. If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll post it on the fridge where he'll see it. Uh... By the way, where did you say you live?


[in a computer generated voice] Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the
real people get back.


My announcement says, "Sorry you reached a number that has been disconnected or no longer in service, if you feel you have reached this recording in error then
leave a message." its worked so far people have been getting a kick out of it when they realize its my machine and haven't heard from anymore tele-marketers!