Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Blessings


Housekeeping Philosophy

I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run into them and hurt themselves.

I don’t wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip and hurt their self. I’ll feel terrible and they may sue me.

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company and I have named most of them. They agree with everything, I say.

I don’t disturb cobweb's because I want ever creatures to have a home of their own.

I don’’t “Spring” clean because I don’t want to get in God’s way.
He is on excellent designer.

I don’t put things away because I will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don’t want my guest to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because I believe them when they say “permanent press.’

I don’t stress much on anything because “ Type - A Personalities”” die you and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ole lady! :-D

If you come to see me, come anytime. :-) If you come to see my house make an appointment.”

- Author Unknown



The Pastor's Coffee Break
A pastor had a practice of leaving his pulpit for a brief time during
the morning service.

While one of his staff made the announcements, he went to tell a Bible story to the children in children's church.

One new member didn't understand.

One day he said to the minister, "Pastor, you're the first preacher I ever saw who takes a coffee break during the service."




Famous Quotes


"Where's Austria?"
David
Hasselhoff, Baywatch star, when told he has five gold albums as a singer in Austria.


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign


"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
Patrick Swayze


"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we
were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss Alabama at the 1994 Miss Universe pageant, when asked "If you could
live forever, would you and why?"

( Now if you can explain this statement to me please do.)

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They Walk Among US
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
"Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said...
"Where???"
*They Walk among us and they Vote!!*


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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.

So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!!*


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Thank you Butterflyshine for sharing your photos with me.

Good job, Clay with the Bubel -Aiken Foundation Gala.

All children need inclusion whether they have autism, other diseases or just healthy children. They or we need to learn to look at a another persons soul and not the outer appearance is so very important.

I recently read a statement that I think is really very important.

“Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation.”

I find this program is so very needed for children but also for the adults as well. I truly am thankful for every young men and women who go that extra mile for the help

and the need of a child..

I once read this small story about a teacher asked the pupils to tell the meaning of loving kindness. A little boy jumped up and said, "Well, if I was hungry and some one gave me a piece of bread that would be kindness. But if they put a little jam on it, that would be loving kindness.""


So Clay congrats again for all the hard work you and your team did in

your loving kindness to all children........

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A Fire Rainbow
The rarest of all naturally occurring atmospheric phenomena.
The picture was captured this week on the Idaho/Washington border, the even lasted about one hour.
Clouds have to be cirrus, at least 20k feet in altitude, with just the right amount of ice crystals and
the sun has to hit the clouds at precisely 58 degrees.
Scroll down.......Stunning!

Spring Time - - Is always God's Beautiful Paintings



Words of Wisdom:

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

I hope you have a wonderful day. Remember to smile and look for the small things in life that bring joy to your life. Just remember by perseverance the snail reached the Ark. I don't say it offend enough but, thank you for visiting my blog and for the sweet wonderful comments, you always leave me. They truly always touch my heart.

Hugs to You All,

Nance


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