Maxine Has My Vote

Very eloquently put.....don't you think?

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to
keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an
incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. "

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I
recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I
want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby,
like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"
"My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This
works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies
running around with tattoos and pierced navels?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in
a Porsche than a Kia.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be
dead.

If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five
minutes, nothing will happen...but you will rob them of some great
laughter!

So don't forget, November 2008: VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
There's no one better for the job.

MAXINE HAS MY VOTE!..