THERMOMETERS

If you think your job is bad..... just read this synopsis of a

seminar

called “Stress and Disease by Dr. Nickolas Hall, “ an expert

in psychobiology. He gave an example of

a coping skill for job stress which I would like to share with you.


When you have had a one of those take THIS JOB AND

SHOVE IT

days, try this. On your way home after work, stop at your

pharmacy

and go to the section where they have thermometers. You

will

need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by “Q-TIP.”

Be very

sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your

doors,

draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not

be

disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable

clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

Open the

package containing the thermometer and remove the

thermometer

and carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will

not

become chipped or broken. Take the written material that
accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will

notice in

small print the statement that “every rectal thermometer

made by Q-Tip is PESONALLY tested.” Now close your eyes and

say out

loud five times, “I am so glad that I do not work in quality

control

at the Q-Tip Company.”