Good Morning

Thought::
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your under wear during a fire drill.

CAT PAINTING

Time to grab the neighbor's cat and take up art!!
The book these came from said some of the paint jobs cost $15,000 and had to be repeated every 3 months as the cat's hair grows out.

Must be nice to have $60,000 a year just to keep your cat painted!!
I can think of a lot better way to spend $60,000 without torturing a poor helpless cat.

Deer Hunting With The Wife

There's this guy who loved to go deer hunting alone, but his wife kept bugging him to come along. Finally, after years of this pleading, the guy reluctently agrees to let her come.

The big day comes and they get everything ready.

The man instructs his wife about how to hunt as a team.

They break off into seperate directions and begin the hunt.

A little time goes by and the guy hears gunshots.

"Woa', he says, she got one before me.

The guy goes off in the direction of the shots.

As he aproaches, he hears his wife arguing with this man.

The man says, "Ok, ok, fine lady the deer is yours, you can keep it. Just let me get my saddle off him first."

Have A Wonderful Day!!