Just A Fun Moment

Freckles
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws. "You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!" a girl in the line said to the little fella.
Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down next to him. "I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles," she said, while tracing her finger across the child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful."
The boy looked up, "Really?"
"Of course," said the grandmother. "Why, just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles."
The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma's face, and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."

Vegetable Art

My First Brownie Troop


All my best friends

Peanuts
Mrs. Jones had been a staple of her local congregation for many
years and that is why her absence was noticed lately. The pastor
decided to drop by her house to check up on her after the Sunday
service. He knocked on her door and being that she's nearly 85 it
took her a bit to get to the door.

"Hello, who is it?" she asked.

"It's Pastor Smith", he answered.

"OH Hi-Come in, Come in, how's the ministry doing?" She said.

"Very well, I just wanted to make sure your prayer needs are
being met."

"Oh honey, I haven't felt well lately but I'm getting better"

Just then the phone rang and she excused herself to get it. The
pastor sat near a table with an old reader's digest and a bowl of
peanuts. After 15 minutes, then 20, he heard his stomach growl
and began to get restless. He started in on the bowl of peanuts and
began reading. After 45 minutes, he suddenly realized that he had
eaten all of the peanuts.

Right then Mrs. Jones returned and said, "Oh I sure am sorry, that
was my sister from Pittsburgh. She only calls once per month so
when she does we have to catch up on everything." The pastor
feeling a little embarrassed said "I must also apologize, for while
you were gone I got hungry and ate all the peanuts in your little
bowl there. Please, forgive me" he said.

Mrs. Jones replied, "Oh that's ok, without my teeth, all I can do is
just suck the chocolate off of them!" she says.

More Vegetable Art


The Family Photo

Herbie my gold fish.

I always hated riding the school bus.


Nance's Hubby


This is my Driver's License Picture.

Man Do I have some PURDY LEGS!!


Leaving Mother

Mr. Jones patted his daughter's hand fondly, and told her, "Your young man told me today he wanted you as a bride, and I gave my consent."

Oh, Papa," gushed the daughter, "it's going to be so hard leaving mother."

"I understand perfectly, my dear," beamed Mr. Jones. "You just take her with you."

Just Warming Up My Be........


Nance's New Hair Style

Clay's New Choir


Wedding Vows
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing
"wedding." As the little girl marched the bride downthe asle, the
wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be
held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present.
You may kiss the bride."

~Mr. Smiley my choir director~

What's in a Name?
A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident
and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she
wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically
asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your
brother from Maryland came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew. "

Jay Leno's New Cycle to Sold at The Next Audtion

AN AWWW Moment!!! Ain't they cute!!!

Old folks are worth a fortune...

Old folks are worth a fortune. With silver in their hair, gold in
their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in
their stomachs.

I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years; some
might even call me a frivolous old gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen
every day.

As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go
see John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here, he
takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis
shows up and stays the rest of the day. (He doesn't like to stay in
one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.)

After such a busy day. I'm really tired and glad to go to bed --

with Ben Gay. What a life!

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said that, at my
age, I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do -- all
the time. No matter where I am -- in the parlor, upstairs, in the
kitchen or down in the basement -- I ask myself,

"Now what am I here after?"

As Always Thank you for Visting and for the Sweet Comments on my posts.

Hugs to You All,

Nance

PS Yeah, I've gone 6 hours with out my head hurting from a migraine headache. I have only been fighting it now for 3 weeks.