How Many People Do You See?
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Words Of Wisdom
Age is only a state of mind. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
ANYONE can become angry - that is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.
If electricity comes from electrons... ... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Questions To Ponder
Who is Smarter the Cat or the Bird?
How, What, Where, When, I don't even want to know about this one!!!
Do squirrels really walk their young to the school bus?
Does the Queen of England really pick her nose?
( I guess it's alot more classy to do it with white gloves on!!!)
Thoughts About Being a Women
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. * Jan King
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once. * Jennifer Unlimited
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! * Kathy Buckley
Hand Art
Gives a new meaning meaning to finger painting.
IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?
1. Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at church, and how short they seem when you're watching a good movie?
3. Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're praying, but you have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?
4. Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?
5. Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games,but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Church?
6. Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda,but we can adjust it for other events at the last minute?
7. Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God to share it with others, but how easy it is to learn,understand, extend and repeat gossip?
8. Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say, but we question the words in the Bible?
9. Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there?
10. Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others?
IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
The guide then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
If only my computer had these letters on my key board, I wouldn't make so many typing errors.
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden.
Have a wonderful weekend.
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